okay first off, sorry I’ve been so absent lately, I’ve moved in with the love of my life Stephan and we’ve been getting settled, plus I’ve had a LOAD of job hunting to do(PS I’m broke so it would be REALLY REALLY SUPER DUPER NICE to get some commission work…just sayin)

anywho, ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who are yet to make up your minds: I have an epic piece of news to break your brains *drum roll please*

I’m going to be a mommy :D yes that’s right, I be preggers indeed XD

I’m right at 8 weeks and Stephan and I are stoked as can be :)

ladysugarhooves:

well folks time to explain my long absence, I’ve been busy and IN LURVE…with two very special individuals :) thats right, I have both a boyfriend (le gasp!) AND a girlfriend, we are all three together. some of you might find that a bit strange but hey, I’m happy they’re happy, thats all that matters to me *big dopey grin* and also…THE LOVE HAS BEEN DOUBLED XD sorry couldn’t resist anywho, this is the pony versions of us (because love is ponifying your lovers weather they want it or not lol) being all cute and stuff

gayblowjob:

hehe

this describes me far too well

…oh shit…Watership Down…NOT THE TRAUMATIC BUNNY MOVIE!!!!! *flailpanicspaz* I’m so screwed…

I have totes had this conversation before XD

dykesinabox:

pretty much sums up why i love eating pussy so much

it’s the little things like that

so thats what happend to me XD I’m a porn obsessed robot *dies laughing*

xekstrin:

cillymonkey:

princexprince:

dooshnanana:

oh my god 

“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”

Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.

oh my god I’M DYING

what’s wrong with gay porn though ?

Oh dear. I’m still straight. Do I not count? I don’t fucking blog porn. Oh wait. That was one time -_________-

“…many end up transsexual, desperately wanting to be one of the men engaging in oral sodomy….”

…..

I reblog because of reasons….

musicartcoffee:

yes. and now i’m a raging…
 
that’s basically my life story. :)

unf! dear god Idina is the sexies woman on this or any other planet, I would have her adopted babies…

XD this makes me so happy on so many levels!

story of my life :/